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Freeholders Gerry P. Little and Joseph H. Vicari pose with fireworks

 

We all know illegal fireworks are bad. And that's actually why Ocean County Freeholders Gerry P. Little and Joseph H. Vicari are posing in front of a table packed with them, to illustrate the dangers.

Have a little fun with this and write your own caption. I'll get us started.

"Hey, Gerry, I got dibs on the Cherry Bombs!"

Related Topics: Gerry P. Little, Illegal Fireworks, Joseph H. Vicari, and Ocean County news

Sandino

1:04 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Caption - That is what happens when these people are involved in Education - BOOM!

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Bryan

1:21 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Whatever is leftover we can use to scare the geese from pine lake!

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The Big "O"

1:23 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Your political careers will really SKYROCKET now............

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Xavier

1:29 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

"Far too dangerous to be handled by mere mortals"

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Karen l. mccroy

1:45 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

How much more of these goodies can we smuggle into nj???

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Chief Wahoo

2:21 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

as long as we can skim our vig off the top, let the lowlifes who pay our salaries and health benefits and pensions, blow themselves up

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donna leonia

4:37 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

chief wahoo, you are too funny and right on the money

Martin

4:19 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Skyrocketing taxes for you, dynamite benefits for us.

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Opinionated

5:30 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Man on Left: I really like the Blue Typhoon but I would recommend the Mojo for you eginners. Man on Right: However, nothing will leave as deep an impression on your friends as a Barrage Fire Candle. It will leave them speechless.

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Joseph Herbert

1:06 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Especially when it sets your house afire!

Bryan

5:47 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Lets see how we can make the state $$$$ off these!

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just me

6:19 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Good work!! We confiscated these just in time for our annual Fourth of July BBQ!!

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Joseph Herbert

1:07 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Right On! That was the plan from day one!

CM

10:30 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

If you buy these from us, we'll let you stay out to 2AM!

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Marynary

6:36 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

No Joe, nobody really calls you Mr. Sincerity. Besides MTV already has a show about Ocean County.

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Sean Conneamhe

6:48 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

"And these christiecrackers make a lot of noise and smoke."

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Joseph Herbert

1:08 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Just another Tax and Spend Dummycrat!

Da Poppa

8:11 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Let's get these in the trunk of our tax-payer paid for county cars, filled with tax-payer paid for county gas, and head to our tax-payer paid for county BBQ. There will we set off these tax-payer paid for fireworks, get injured and use our tax-payer paid for county health benefits until we get to retire on our tax-payer paid for county pension plan.

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Joseph Herbert

1:10 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Which pension plan, or were you talking about all four (JL) or all three (JV).

Scott Neuman

9:04 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Little: I took these from Neuman and Caprioni. Now if I could just stop people from voting for them for Freeholders in November. Sorry that isn't that funny but neither is a fifth year of higher taxes or a fourth year of gassing the geese.

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Joseph Herbert

1:12 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Gassing the Geese is fun, and they look good on a barbeque spit too!

Jan Wheeler Lachowycz

9:14 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Mayors of two New Jersey towns arrested with illegal fireworks!

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LT Guy

10:58 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

...and just think, we found all this in one 6th graders pair of underwear!!!!

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Don Lombardi

11:53 am on Thursday, June 28, 2012

They told us there would be a cook-out ... damned liars!!!

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Sherry Kriss-Dillane

2:07 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012

Hey Joe, your favorite lady here....What happened??? I thought you said they were for me and my family?? You went over the boarder to get them for me, now you're handing them in??? I want my money back!!!!! BARBEQUE IS CANCELLED EVERYONE...SORRY..THANK JOE..HE TOOK MY FIREWORKS!!! LOL

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Laura Ann

7:00 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

They told us this was a weenie roast....

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Mac

7:28 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

We warned the CEO of JCP&L that there would be repercussions for not returning our call.

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Dave Sleeper

7:42 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

This is how they show you what NOT to do?
Hold up the "evil firecrackers"?

Let's see what they hold up for Brest Cancer Awareness week!

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Sall

7:43 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

Thats right folks you can have all of this for $19.95....but wait theres more!

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Keeping whats mine

8:42 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

Just another pic op for Joe V. Is Jason in the background?

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1stcav

9:07 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

We told you that there would be a BOOM in the economy , here's your Boom, Oh you guys were talking jobs, my bad. The only one with jobs is US...Ha Ha ! BOOM ! Happy forth ( brought to you by a Revolution ) you tax paying SUCKERS !

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knarfie

9:44 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

People say we are not earning our money. What a public service we are providing to the taxpayers standing here doing nothing posing for this picture. We deserve a raise.

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George

9:53 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

I'll give those guys a raise with strategically placed fireworks. Up, up and awayyyyy!

OC LEO

10:18 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

Hey Jerry, when you said we are going to 'South of the Boarder' to see the fireworks, I thought you meant we were going to investigate Holder's Fast and Furious debacle.

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Joseph King

10:59 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

Just cause I let you borrow my tables and tent doesn't mean I owe you half my fireworks..... come on

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Joseph King

11:05 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

Lets put some in Steve Acropolis pants... I'm sure he'll get a bang out of it.

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tr

11:21 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

weapons of mass destruction seized from "the" New Jersey terroist using the millions of New Jersey Homeland Security tax dollars. Pictured are two of the stewards of our safety.

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Patricia A. Miller

11:27 am on Friday, June 29, 2012

These are great- keep them coming!

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Lowmal

5:56 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012

"Hey, Joe.. Is that a Roman candle in your Dockers are you just happy to see me?"

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Better Living

7:07 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012

"Hey Gerry...you know what I would like to do with this rocket?"

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jackie

7:02 pm on Saturday, June 30, 2012

Just say no to the BOGO at Phantom Gerry!

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Rem

12:46 pm on Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Maybe Bartlett will let us use that land out by the airport to light these things off besides its only lands trust

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YellowBird

1:59 am on Monday, September 10, 2012

I Like what MARTIN posted , so far the best caption !! IMO :)

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7:19 am on Saturday, September 22, 2012

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Mac

8:14 am on Saturday, September 22, 2012

Freeholders Little and Vacari preparing themselves for a possible Armstrong victory.

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