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Jersey Shore tsunami next week!

The dreaded Canary Islands volcano-earthquake-landslide may happen soon:  http://news.yahoo.com/eruption-may-brewing-el-hierro-volcano-200252114.html

Alert FEMA and the insurance companies.  Then run for your life!  Christie will get more photo opps.

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